Dear Diary,

When a beret and a flowy floral print skirt with some chunky tribal wrist beads decide to have a baby, it will be a French-Bohemian.

RALPH LAUREN wool felt beret, PRADA ribbon (used as neck sash), AMERICAN APPAREL body suit (here), NORDSTROM floral skirt (try this and this), ZARA court pumps (try this and this).